Tess, Daphne, Alfred, and Art (Garfunkel)

Soon Lindsay Lohan, Vincente Fox, Imelda Marcos and I will be celebrating our common birthday, though probably not together. Together, Imelda and I could chat about shoes, Lindsay could bring the champagne, and, well, I don’t know about Vincente. He would probably enjoy checking out Lindsay. But I think I’ll stick close to home with …Read More